Dudely

The Time Machine

<True Story yow> I had a dream that I bought a time machine on the street from the yardies for

I tried to be very pragmatic in my new year resolutions. For example: ‘Buy a new beer every time I

Incidentally I have watched the first half of the Big Lebowski 500 times moreally than the second half.

BEHOLD THE FILED IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS. Lay thy eyes on it and you shall see that it

The problem with divide and conquer is that at some point you end up conquering a very small piece of

The scientists at Beau’s have finally done it. The proven technic to reduce the number of drinks; gentlemen: the 600ml

You should always give people a second chance. I was once a pedophile. But then again so was every kid

Montreal is a very non comittal city. Many people won’t commit to a car. They won’t even commit to a

I finally get why old people wear huge glasses. They get old and wise enough to not care how they

Nothing like a good laugh. It’s basically feeling good without doing any actual good. It’s like a religion but you